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Over the years, we have studied Darwin’s theory of evolution through animals, but it can easily be studied through technology. Microsoft and Apple are like territorial animals, lumbering through the forest, growling when another comes near their territory, occasionally meeting a linux mouse, but ignoring it because it’s so small. In the forest of technology we see the Facebook lizard, which was able to eat up so many of the little user beetles, that the myspace gecko could not feed, so the myspace gecko died out because it couldn’t adapt to find more user beetles. On we go through the forest. Oh! Look here, there’s some dvd bushes. They seem to still be growing, though the Blu-Ray bush seems to be growing towards it, it’s already killed the hd-dvd bush. Look at all of this evolution happening right now. The tour’s over now, make sure y’all don’t stray into the grove of internet trees, they’re populated by some nasty trolls. Come back again soon for another trip into the forest of technology.